The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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    I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT BRIDGE!

    By Richard Day on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 6:56am |

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    I did not have sex with that bridge!

    (The Honorable Christopher Christie, Governor of NJ)

     

    I did not have sex with this woman...or that woman...or that other woman or....

    (The Former President of the United States of America, William Clinton)

     

    I did not have sex with that Iphone!

    (Some former Congressman....I kind of forgot his damn name)

     

    I did not have sex with that cat!

    (Rush limbaugh)

     

    I did not f%&k over that CIA woman by disclosing her name to the public.

    (The Former Vice-President of the United States of America, Richard cheney)

     

    I did not attempt to f*&k over the commie government in Nicaragua.

    (The Former President of the United States of America, George H. W. _bush)

     

    I did not f*&k over the People of the Great State of Virginia by taking bribes while in office.

    (The Honorable Robert McDonnell, Governor of Virginia)


    SOME RESPONSES FROM THE VICTIMS


    He sure did and if you do not believe me just look at all that stuff on my dress—it's now in the Smithsonian.

    (Monica Monica_Lewinsky)


    Are you kidding me? He did me more times than...well, you can read all about it in my book.

    (Ms. Flowers

     

    Are you kidding me? There are thousands of New Jerseyans who are still have trouble walking, let alone sitting down.

    (Mayor of Ft. Lee, NJ)

     

    Meow, meow

    (Limbaugh's cat)

     

    Okay, that's enough for now.


     

    Comments

    LMAO!!!  "Meow."  I missed that one.  I guess it Google time.


    by Wattree on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 8:51am

    Ahhhhh, it is one of those times that Rush brags about something for days on end and then claims the liberal media took him out of context!


    by Richard Day on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 2:00pm

     

    Funny stuff DD, but come on, every Senior knows that when you have sex, you have to remove your bridgework ...  

    P.S.  You forgot one:

    Congressman iPhone's victim: "Oh yes he did! ... And I've posted the photos of his bulging underpants to Instagram!"

     

     


    by MrSmith1 on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 12:49pm

    Okay, I hereby render unto Mr. Smith the Dayly Pun of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site, given to all of him from all of me--even if believe that said pun is tasteless. 

    hahahaha


    by Richard Day on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 2:02pm

    Giggle...Gov Soprano is in my state today trying to smooth things over with the Billionaires.  You know he has hit rock bottom when he only has Gov Skelator to hang out with. 


    by trkingmomoe on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 10:48pm

    I have no idea what NJ is doing there!

    Your ruler has little backing anyway. hahahahaha

    All I can think of is:

     

     


    by Richard Day on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 11:04pm