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Romney's Not A Witch

 

 

Presumed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has more than an “animal cruelty problem.”

He has a personality problem, a likeability problem, and a passion problem—to say nothing of his “consistency problem,” his “1 percent-status problem” and his “Mormon problem.”

He may have a “rugged jawline,” perfectly coiffed hair that has “gone gray in just the right places,” and boatloads of money—which allowed him to make generous contributions to virtually every politician at every level of government in New Hampshire prior to his primary victory there—but Romney comes up short pretty much everywhere else.

Which is troubling, particularly when the only thing a Republican presidential candidate has to do to get elected in this country is smile, kiss a few babies and regurgitate the time-tested talking points of the GOP’s master narrative.

Since the Republican Party’s Reagan-era reconstruction—when publicly anti-science conservatives working at furtively science-oriented think tanks began studying and applying the psychological revelations in brain research to issue-framing, subliminal messaging, and positive and negative neural networking—spinning a personal vignette out of the GOP’s family-values, pro-capitalism, anti-government agenda was enough to get elected.

It worked for George H.W. Bush (with a little help from Lee Atwater) and George W. Bush (with a little help from Karl Rove), and it very well may have worked for Bob Dole and John McCain if their handlers had forced them to pop a pill to minimize the conspicuous side-effects of being angry, self-entitled curmudgeons.

It’s definitely not working for the former Massachusetts governor, if only because—as far as the average American voter can tell—Willard Romney the candidate is as emotionally formal, prim, and buttoned-up as his forename suggests.

The truth is, there’s only one reason that Romney has attained frontrunner status in this race, and it has nothing to do with his hierarchical rank within the Republican establishment.

It has everything to do with his competition.

Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum is far more consistent in his conservatism. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is far more intelligent. Congressman Ron Paul is far more inspiring. And Texas Gov. Rick Perry is, or was, far more charming. (His withdrawal from the race proves that a leathery smile isn’t an equal substitute for brains.)

But as voters are now learning, a Santorum White House would mean a national ban on cunnilingus, non-missionary coital positions, and any other forms of recreational sex—even between consenting adults.

A Gingrich White House would mean any liberal employed by the federal government would be fired, any judge who makes decisions Gingrich deems “controversial” would be arrested, and “invented” Palestinian people would be no more.

President Paul would turn the Blair House into a brothel, and in the ashes of the demolished Federal Reserve building would rise a statue of The Thinker with a heroin needle stuck in his arm, because real liberty means living righteously in a country that institutes lawlessness.

With a candidate pool as shallow as this, it’s no wonder Romney’s in the lead. The choice is clear: vote for the die-hard teabagger, the ethically challenged philanderer, or the staunchly anti-government Libertarian, or hold your nose and cast your ballot for the wooden millionaire who strapped his dog to the roof of his station wagon for 12 hours during a drive up to the family cottage on the shores of Lake Huron.

Politics is perception, as they say, and Romney’s got a perception problem.

He states publicly that the $360,000 in speaking fees he made in one year was “not very much” money. He’s said that anyone who criticizes his record as a “vulture capitalist” is merely envious of his riches. And when the media found out that he was nearly quadrupling the size of his 3,000-square-foot seaside luxury home in La Jolla, Calif., Romney’s staff brushed it off as a miscalculation of the actual size. “The ‘quadrupling’ measurement of added nonliving space, including the basement and garage.”

You’d think someone within the campaign would tell their candidate that building a mansion in the middle of a campaign isn’t likely to bring flattering press coverage—particularly when millions of people have lost their jobs and their homes, when the average middle-class income is on the decline, when poverty is at 15-year highs…

Not to demonize the man, but someone needs to explain to Romney that other than a footnote in the political history books, there’s no prize for winning the party’s nomination, and if he can’t learn in the next few months how to look and sound like an everyday American, he doesn’t stand a chance in November.

As his defeat in the Iowa caucuses and his expected defeat in the South Carolina primary prove, Romney has more baggage as a presidential candidate than Christine O’Donnell had running for Senate.

That’s not to say he’s a witch. He’s you, only richer.

In a country where millions of citizens are protesting the growing gap between the rich and the poor, where 75 percent of citizens are Protestant and Catholic, and where 60 percent of households own pets, it’s not exactly an asset to be an awkward, animal-abusing millionaire (250 times over) who believes  believes that after death he’ll be deified as a joint-heir to Jesus, receive a mortal body, and rule over his own planet in a celestial kingdom populated by “spirit wives” and “spirit children.”

That’s not exactly mainstream.

These are the facts. For Romney, they’re worth knowing, if only because his competition already has them memorized.

 

Ah, yes, 'poor' Myth.  He can't debate or relate.

In a country where millions of citizens are protesting the growing gap between the rich and the poor, where 75 percent of citizens are Protestant and Catholic, and where 60 percent of households own pets, it’s not exactly an asset to be an awkward, animal-abusing millionaire (250 times over) who believes believes that after death he’ll be deified as a joint-heir to Jesus, receive a mortal body, and rule over his own planet in a celestial kingdom populated by “spirit wives” and “spirit children.”

The vast majority really have no idea about what the Mormon Church's true practices and ideology encompass.  Nor do most have factual knowledge of the businesses the Church owns and controls (including healthcare entities, financial services, et al.).  All of which Romney has vested interests in ensuring their (as well as his own) ongoing financial gains. Only the very foolish and/or naive could believe he would not use his position as POTUS to the very least ensure their ongoing success.

He may not be witch, but he certainly is a charlatan and false political prophet.

Appreciate this excellent post.

 

Only the very foolish and/or naive could believe he would not use his position as POTUS to the very least ensure their ongoing success.

You are correct. In the single-most important professional role Romney has chosen to cite as the foundation of credibility in his bid for the presidency--that of being an alleged "job creator" at Bain Capitol*--he used his position to filter money to the church. 

See: "In Bain Deals, Romney Gave Stock to Mormon Church"--Reuters

* because his reputation as governor of the liberal state of Massachusetts isn't conservative enough?

Okay!

O'Donnell scares the hell out of me!

I mean at my age I can only imagine the wonders she worries about.

But I recall those wonders.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Are you familiar with the TPM Cafe that flourished as a blogging locus several years ago, and in particular during the last Presidential election season?

I am familiar. Sorry about your loss. Don't repeat it.

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In a country...where 75 percent of citizens are Protestant and Catholic...it’s not exactly an asset to be an awkward...millionaire (250 times over) who believes that after death he’ll be deified as a joint-heir to Jesus, receive a mortal body, and rule over his own planet in a celestial kingdom populated by “spirit wives” and “spirit children.”

You say this as if you, the Protestants and the Catholics know something the Mormons don't. 

Why are you assuming that who posted this blog is protestant or catholic?

My interpretation of this portion of the post is that the majority of the GOP shares (by choice) the label Conservative Christian.

...that would be an accurate interpretation, as the author is neither Catholic nor Protestant. He merely stated the most prominent religious affiliations of citizens of the United States of America.

I assume no such thing.  In fact, my assumption leans toward the contrary.  Here it is again, broken down for you:

You say this (as if ) you, the Protestants and the Catholics know something the Mormons don't.

And sure, go ahead, interpret it as you like.  But I'm not going to pretend MP isn't taking a jab at the Latter Day Saints.

Try as you will to debate it, but the FACT is that three-quarters of Americans are Protestants and Catholics.

 

Writing something that some people already know isn't the same as "taking a jab" at them. The point is, Romney's campaign hasn't addressed the areas of his candidacy that don't jive with the mainstream of his own party, let alone the general electorate. 

It's a good piece, but it might've been even stronger without the swipe at Mormons. As Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins like to point out, it's just as easy to frame mainstream Christianity as being silly (talking snakes, zombie saviors, and what-not) as to frame Mormonism that way. That said, many of us here (including me) have made inappropriate jokes about Mormons, Protestants, and Catholics, so you're not alone.

Yeah, and let's make sure Muslim political candidates address all that business with the 72 virgins too.

Kervick and Flynn are right.  The business of cheerleading against minority religionists is ugly, and hurts atheists, Muslims, and the value of pluralism at minimum.  You're blowing the Sergio Bendixen dogwhistle.  It was wrong in 2008 and is wrong today and is illiberal.

I must respectfully disagree for the following reasons:

Romney's participation and affiliation with the Mormon Church's businesses and processes is a large part, if not the dominant, of his life. His relationships and practices within this arena definitely have a decisive impact not only on his persona, but also his judgment whether it be business, politics and/or personal choices.

For those who have not had the opportunity to have relationships (friends, et al,) with any devout Mormons, they are unaware of not only their beliefs/ideology, but also to the extent of how great a role the Mormon doctrine and ties play in their day-to-day lives.

Whether people are 'of faith', aligned with any religion or not, IMHO, when considering choosing the next POTUS, it's essential to know as much as possible about them and their beliefs. This should include social issues, religious practices, business experience, professional relationships, etc.  For any who are so closely aligned with any entity, such as Romney and the Mormon Church's holdings, both business and secular, I believe it's mandatory for us to learn the facts.  This is not limited to Romney and Mormonism, but to all who aspire to be POTUS.  

The truth is, most are much more knowledgeable about the Protestant and Catholic religious doctrines and practices than we are about the Mormon Church, Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah's Witness, Buddhist, Muslim, Jewish and others (too numerous to note all here).

That said, I am unaware of other sects that own and operate so many varied businesses within mainstream America - Romney has, by his own admission and public records, been a major player in some of these holdings (i.e. decision making, etc.).  This is an important factor to learn about and consider.

The bottom line is this for me - the Mormon Church plays a huge role in every aspect of Romney's life.  To make a fair and balanced assessment of the man, learning about this is mandatory.  Besides, it's interesting and all benefit from separating fact from fiction - especially when not doing so would be (IMHO) voter malfeasance.

Whether people are 'of faith', aligned with any religion or not, IMHO, when considering choosing the next POTUS, it's essential to know as much as possible about them and their beliefs. This should include social issues, religious practices, business experience,   professional relationships, etc.

At first blush there is a undeniable logic to this sentiment, given the American president's influence and impact not only the U.S. but on global affairs. 

Yet the question arises as to how much is too much when it comes to delving into and detailing a potential candidate's inner life and way of life.

Even when what is delved into or detailed is considered "not too much," there is a fine line between such sincere and necessary efforts and harmful discriminatory investigations (and the resulting discourse) which serves no purpose other than wound the candidate.

The latter is one of the key reasons many individuals who would be truly qualified for the office choose not to run.  In fact, one would expect that given this kind of intense scrutiny and reporting, we are more likely to be offered the kind of dysfunctional candidates we see these days - the ones who are so driven for the power and/or the glory they are willing to endure it.

I agree with....

Even when what is delved into or detailed is considered "not too much," there is a fine line between such sincere and necessary efforts and harmful discriminatory investigations (and the resulting discourse) which serves no purpose other than wound the candidate.

However, since the subject matter for my words was applicable to religious practices and beliefs, inclusive of pertinent business involvement/practices that the candidate has been a party to, I think discussion and discovery of facts on this is not only fair, but needed. Most is public information.

This isn't baseless and/or information to be twisted or sensationalized by the tabloids and cable pundits.  It's factual data needed to get a focused and authentic portrayal of a candidate who, both he and his family, have acknowledged the depth of their ties to this entity and even touted.

 

 

 

It's funny, our system requires our candidates wear their religion on their sleeve, but then our PC ethic requires we not say too much about their religion.

It was germane with Obama and his membership in Rev. Wright's church - I figured the whole "whitey" thing was irrelevant because I figured Obama was just there to punch his religious ticket anyway, and would rather be shooting hoops or smoking cigarettes.

Whether someone tells a racist joke or 2 is irrelevant - we're a nation of Beavis & Butthead irreverent humor - it's how these beliefs influence policy.

We had our asshole Congresspeople give John Roberts a super-light review, and he's turned out to be extremely right wing and uncaring about judicial grounding or precedent. "But he promised!" they declare in apoplexy. Fool me once, shame on you....

And frankly, I can't figure out why being Mormon should scare me - what, Mitt would encourage people to learn more languages, or sing in big tabernacles with monster organ pipes, or he'd try to get polygamy reinstated? (no more than Gingrich might, it seems). I can't see that a no alcohol, no caffeine policy is that subversive or different from any moralist do-gooder running for office. Aside from some Stepford Child nightmare of all our youth turning into Donnie & Marie Osmond with scary white teeth and annoying saccharine songs, I think we can sleep pretty well on that issue.

Horseshit, real and unliquidated horseshit, really, and without any respect intended.  I can think of 6,742,723 reasons why I would not vote for Romney to be our president, and  each and every one of those reasons has nothing at all to do with the fact that he was born, grew up and apparently remains an active member of the Mormon church.  

Some of us have already given MP a pass about his dogwhistling because he's a kid with a fancy pen.  Others who don't qualify for the youth waiver should know better.

 I call bigoted bullshit.

Bruce S. Levine

New York, New York

 

 

So I'm not allowed to worry that Reagan thinks his religion tells him that the Rapture could happen in his lifetime, and encouraging these biblical predictions is a good thing, even if it means widespread war, disease and famine?

I'm not allowed to examine how religion informs a candidate's attitude for women, whether he thinks that women should be second place at home and in the workplace, public or politics?

I shouldn't care about Ben Nelson's religious influences, even though those influences persuaded him to sell abortion services down the river during the health care debate?

We shouldn't pry into Joe Lieberman's religious nuttery in trying to push us to war with Iran over the last 4 years, even though Ehud Barak, Israel's Defense Secretary with rather solid defense/security credentials has said that Iran is rational and not an existential threat?

Presumably whatever philosophy most informs a candidate's judgment and actions should be examined the most. If it's Romney's corporate raider philosophy, the pragmatism and anti-racism of his father, or the underpinnings of his religion, I want to know which of the 3, and how they mix.

Screw all the PC talk. If someone infers being a Southern Baptist to truly mean "the South's going to do it again" with all its racist fury, we damn right should consider religion and encourage everyone to vote against him or her. That doesn't mean the religion in particular is the problem (though in the case of the Southern Baptists, they believed that races should be kept separate, and even up to 1995 were still trying to figure out a proper apology).

But if religion's a major influence, like Mel Gibson's father's beliefs seem to be, it should affect our acceptance of that candidate. (and no, I don't care about what Gibson does as an actor or director short of some obvious gross and crass use of movies to incite say hate).

It's much less the minority religions that I worry about than the majority ones - the latter already proved they can dominate, both through dogma and military backing.

 

 

I understand I think that you are Desidero (sp?).  I hope I'm wrong.  If I'm correct it is something that I didn't know and if it's true it's too bad.  Because in the old days I used to consider you a contender and someone whom I had extraordinary respect for.  But now I conclude that, as reflected, inter alia, in the fact that you're here constantly posting here but never register (which I just find odd and perhaps some kind of passive aggressive shot at our hosts), I think you just like to take contrary positions and argue.  So PP, you can look at the religious or national backgrounds of as many folks as possible, if that's your thing.  And I can call bullshit, which I have done here and will continue to do at my leisure and when I think it's indicated.  Whatever rocks your boat, and of course whatever rocks mine.  Hey, you can even call me hysterical if it gives you a woody.  Ciao.

My religion would be a Despertarian, which would be a cross between a Rastafarian, Breatharian, Branch Dravidian [sic], and a truck mechanic. I hope my religious preferences won't influence any of your evaluations of me, because that would be wrong, from what I understand.

"Passive aggressive" is another strange evaluation for an amateur psychologist - frankly, I don't recall ever embracing the passive part, and aside from aggressive, I know how to be assertive and expressive - does your Jungian weltschau allow for these terms?

You're welcome to call "bullshit", but I'd be happy to know what you're calling bullshit about - that you think you know me, that you're sensitive about religious effects, that we should be judged on position papers and party planks alone, or what? 

Perhaps you can just tell us what you look at when you evaluate a candidate. Are you a nurture or nature type? Do you have a 6th sense for candidate criteria?

Regarding ethnic backgrounds, while marginally useful for assessing birthrates and support for female circumcision and the Indians' general renowned lack of time awareness in a first generation setting, I haven't seen it as a very useful tool for assessing political skills or attitude or ethics. Is there something distinctly Indian that would distinguish Bobby Jindal from a hundred other US politicians?

 

 

Hey there,

How the heck are you? Happy New Year.  

Interesting response.  We all are entitled to an opinion.  And what makes it so interesting is that yours is yours and while it differs from mine, attempting to denigrate me because you choose to assume facts not in evidence is your choice.  An attempt to stir the pot, bully per se.?

 I do choose to take issue with ....

I call bigoted bullshit.

'Bigoted' is such a nasty, derogative slur - we must be very careful how we utilize it so that we will not minimize its' true definition.  And I do wonder why you chose to view what I wrote thru such a negative, distorted lens.

Learning about any religious doctrine and practices should be encouraged.   Facts are facts.   I'm not asserting Mormons are to be vilified or disrespected.  And there's nothing I wrote that even suggests that fact.  Quite the opposite.  

People too often base their negative bias's on what they've heard about a religion - not on what only taking the time and effort to learn the facts that will provide them with - the truth. 

Every group, whether religion, gender, race, ethnic, political affiliation, etc. has the best and the worst representatives within their body.  

I was very fortunate to have been raised to know that no one should be demeaned or disrespected based on gender, race, ethnicity, religion, etc.  And that we all have a responsibility to stand up and speak out against those who do so, because they are the worst kind of bullies.  And I do.  I am.

Have a nice day.

No disrespect to you either, but to the extent you're defending his text, you're wrong.  If you want to say that we should explore inappropriate favoritism to a candidate's church and it's interests, that is good and fair.  I do not like politics running or subsidizing churches, nor churches running our politics or politicians.

But that is not this piece, or the author's prior use for Romney's face stamped "Mormon" in a piece talking about cults and polygamy.  In the guise of saying that others have this problem (a problem the author is at pains *not* to criticize, so as not to distance himself from it), he presents gaudily odd details of Mitt's supposed belief in spirit wives.  I don't know if Mitt believes that, maybe Muddy does or maybe you do.  But that has nothing to do with your long, subject-changing comment.

Your comment to me is also entirely wrong in, like the author but even more expressly, suggesting that inquiry into candidate religious beliefs is a valid qualification for public office.  The First Amendment separates church and state.  Republicans try to make belief and orthodoxy in it a qualification for office and mostly succeed, resulting in litanies of false displays of piety by our pols.  Obama bucked this a little in his Inaugural for acknowledging nonbelievers and caught a lot of shit over it.  I am disturbed by the author's stupidity in failing to realize that in trying to Mormon-bait in momentary advocacy for the Democratic Party, he is marginalizing everyone but Protestants and Catholics.  But he is, and not for the first time.  

He also lumps Mormonism in with a host of otherwise objectively offensive things, further showing his cheerleadery dog whistling against that church.  (Maybe he's written pieces like this against Harry Reid, who also is LDS.  If so, I was away from my screen that day.)  Sergio Bendixen likewise defended saying that Latinos didn't like to vote for black people as merely discussing facts.  (I think Sen. Clinton when pressed also said that.). That turned out to be wrong as to Obama, and the real reason Muddy is hating on Mitt is that Mitt as been the only GOP hopeful to poll ahead of Obama.  But there's this little means-ends thing to his method, and it's ugly, illiberal, and actually runs in favor of us having mainstream Christianity be our quasi-official religion.  The tension between the victory for diversity that was electing Barack Obama and this author's attempted advocacy for the President in this piece (and his gay-baiting "Breanna Manning" piece) is profound.  

The reason I asked the author upthread about the TPM Cafe is because I was identified I think as much as or more with advocacy for Obama there as anyone.  I had the most high-rec'd pieces there from that point of view.  Indeed, my piece about Palmore v. Sidoti there, which was one of the biggest threads of primary 08, was about criticizing precisely what he is doing as improper argument.  And I'm saying, I did four years ago what you're trying to do.  And you're doing it wrong.  You ought not do that.  That's not why we elected this guy, it's not where he is on religious tolerance, or diversity.  It's not what we as liberals are.  You can hate churches driving politics and still agree with all of that.

I understand and support your stance in theory.  And, I am rabid about the TOTAL support of separation of church and state. 

But, as we know, the Repubs continue to tout their religious convictions as they repeatedly violate this 'law' and in their campaigns for public office. 

My stance, as stated, for me, is valid because of the above and ...... Any candidates religious fervor will impact their decisions on legislation and acts conducted under the umbrella of their public office.  That is a fact.  Based on that fact, understanding their particular religious ideology is important.  Not only for Romney, but any and all.

I remember your posts at the Cafe and rec'd most.  Glad to see you're still at the 'top of your game' and on site.  Always a pleasure to read and you always make me think, sometimes even re-evaluate.  

Ironically, upthread, Des is making my point by suggesting that Obama was going through motions and punching a "religious" ticket.  This is the kind of thing we know happens but it happens more if we are not at pains to respect religion, the religious, and also the separation of church and state.  

Anyhow, fair is fair.  There's lots to criticize in Romney of greater salience than whether he does not believe in original sin and Newt Gingrich does.

Again, agree with the concept.  Endorse in all legislation and acts of public office.  But, (I know, always a qualifier) if the Repubs campaigning make it an issue, then voters should hold them accountable.  

The truth is that religious doctrine will always influence any in decision making.

Is that not a public office Romney seeks? And as such (much like Aunt Sam asserted upthread), is the public not entitled to understand his background, religion, values, morals, etc., and make up our minds accordingly? You seem to be saying that the fact that he belongs to a minority religion somehow makes him above public scrutiny because such scrutiny is dog-whistling. Seriously? Like every last one of us don't still roll our eyes and make disparaging remarks about Dubya's decidedly mainstream religious influences? Or Bachmann. Or Gingrich. Or Santorum....or...or...ad infinitum.   

Furthermore, religion, or lack thereof, is a choice. One is not born a Mormon or a Hare Krishna or a Catholic or an atheist. Religion and personal values are not foisted upon us by the fates or "God(s)" or even by our parents (as much as we might like to blame them). And whether any of we pluralism-loving libs like to admit it or not, choices about religion and personal values are inextricably linked with politics. By way of example, I never vote a straight ticket, but I can safely put my hand on my ass and proclaim that I would never vote for a "Christian conservative". Does that make me a bigot, or does that just mean I want to vote for someone in a so-called "representative" government whose value system and politics are in line with my own? At the same time, I honestly don't care what people's leanings are in private life. Like most people, I have a plurality of  friends, acquaintances and co-workers, several of whom are ardently Christian and conservative. They are lovely people. Likable. Moral. I trust them with my children. I like to have (sometimes spirited) conversations with them over adult beverages (if their religion and values allow) and invite them to parties, but if they were running for public office, I wouldn't VOTE for them, savvy?   

What would you think of someone if they said more or less the same thing but replaced "Christian conservative" with "atheist"? (I'm expecting you'd say that'd be their choice, etc., but I'm just curious as to how you feel about that, especially considering that we're one of the last widely, openly, discriminated against groups when it comes to voting preferences. Homosexuals and Muslims actually poll better.)

I expect some people wouldn't vote for atheists, and that would be their choice, based on their personal values. Being an atheist is also a choice, and I think anytime you want a public life, you have to defend those choices, and not all people are going to like you because of those choices. On the other hand some people may love you. That's part of the democratic process, and a risk to all who seek office. Some people make it through that process and some don't. I understand that's not an entirely PC opinion, but I think we see it borne out again and again in every election. 

But as voters are now learning, a Santorum White House would mean a national ban on cunnilingus, non-missionary coital positions, and any other forms of recreational sex—even between consenting adults.

I got my red editing pencil out because this jumped out at me.

"...even between consenting adults".

EVEN? Even among consenting adults? He would go that far?

But as voters are now learning, a Santorum White House would mean a national ban on cunnilingus, non-missionary coital positions, and any other forms of recreational sex—even between consenting adults.

Among what other groups besides "consenting adults" should these activities be approved?

 

None. It's an emphasis. Santorum believes that sex of any kind should be for procreational purposes only, not recreational, "even between consenting adults."

It may be for emphasis purposes, but the word "even" in this context not only implies that there are other groups, but also, while the reader wouldn't be surprised or assumes Santorum would ban it for these other groups, the reader would either be surprised or tend to forget the group of consenting adults are also included in the groups banned by Santroum's law(s). 
 

There is the implication also that while the reader might approve of this ban for these groups of non-adults and/or non-consenting sexual partners, consenting adults is going too far.

 

Just saying.

"Consenting animals"? Hell, if we look into 4-H groups and Artificial Insemination programs, we have a number of exceptions to consider.

Where I'm conflicted is whether ejaculating on dead Taliban would be encouraged as patriotic, or despoiling oneself via an unclean non-procreative act. I'm sure our nation's moral leaders such as Britt Hume and Rick Santorum can help us through this moral quagmire - whether to Zip Up, or Drop Trou

(can make it easy, just give us an ummmm..... Sissy Hankshaw-sized hand signal, or a modified or enlarged Siskel & Ebert as your want, which way is the right way, heaven-bound or devil influenced?)

But as voters are now learning, a Santorum White House would mean a national ban on cunnilingus, non-missionary coital positions, and any other forms of recreational sex—even between consenting adults.

That's silly.  What is he going to do?  Issue a Presidential Sexual Proclamation?

We are the 69.

Stung by defeat, Romney considers adultery

OMFG! Borrowitz just mocked Romney for not cheating on his wife! We should all grab our tissue boxes and take to the streets to scream and wail like it's the fucking Rapture--because it may very well be, what with all the moral repugnance of someone saying something about anything that might possibly hurt the feelings of some overly sensitive crybaby. We're condemning those who make general observations about how retarded (AH! HE SAID RETARDED! BLASPHEMER!) it is that the Republican establishment thought the American people would fall in line behind a millionaire dog-abusing prick whose prophet promises him his own planet in the afterlife?

Jesus...no wonder Democrats have spent the better part of 40 years LOSING. If you're too afraid of speaking up for fear of being brow-beaten by the PC police, what's the point of even ACTING like you care about America. I'm sorry if any of you are Mormon. It's a weird religion. Probably no weirder than any other, if you can look at it objectively, but for the 75 percent of Americans who don't think their religion is weird and DO think the concept of spirit children is, well, you figure it out--but do it silently, because you can't actually state it aloud or in print or online without the namby pamby bleeding hearts who abhor anything that makes them acknowledge how politics REALLY works, and what latent social and cultural stereotypes lead to the decisions that 99 percent of Americans make when they're in the voting booth.

Oh Muddy, you make me laugh out loud.  Just showed the missus your assertion of courage--behind your screen name.   You and just about everyone else on here, including me most of the time, use a fake name.  So your assertion of courage for slandering Mormonism is really a joke.  I have nothing against fake names, understand it all too well.  Indeed, I have represented real folks for things they've written on the internet.  And I've lectured on issues relating to social networking in the employment context.  But please don't pretend that you or anyone else who doesn't use their real name has much, if anything, to fear about posting on the internet.  Get a life on that one dude.

And please, this is not about PC.   The fact of the matter is that this is a simple truism.  You substitute Mormons with Jews, or Catholics, or Moslems, and by most accounts, PC and otherwise, you're garbage--and rightfully so.

I love it--you're spewing this trash like you've experienced anything, and then you assert that folks who call you on this smegma don't know anything about politics.  Please.  Among the several points you miss is that some of us with actual life experience know all too well how ugly dog whistles and bigotry work in politics. You act as if you're onto something profound.  Oh please.

Pathetic.

 

 

Haha. Good point(s). Except where they fall apart. For one, I'm not hiding behind a screen name, as most people here know after the big fiasco a few months ago when I was "outed," even though such an investigation required only a quick Google search of "Muddy Politics," my "screen name."

 

Second, how quick you are to accuse me of discrimination in one paragraph, then in the next to undermine your own argument by making a rather broad claim that I'm inexperienced and lacking profundity...which is the same tired ageism argument some of your friends here have employed when they couldn't actually engage in a civil conversation about religion in American politics.

 

Gingrich, a serial philanderer who was booted from Congress for ethics violations, just won the South Carolina primary. They chose him over Romney, and nearly half of all voters said religion was a major factor in that decision. 

 

Finally, I agree with your only real point--about Jews and "Moslems," as you call them--but the point itself is rather weakly constructed. A Jew or a Muslim indeed would have a difficult time getting elected in this country, and saying as much isn't bigotry. Being a Catholic isn't as big a deal, I don't believe, for two reasons: 1.) that social barrier was shattered by JFK's presidency; and 2.) there are millions more Catholics in America than Jews or Muslims or Mormons. But substituting Mormonism with Judaism would lead to the same conclusion, would it not? (I don't mean the "you're garbage" conclusion.) All you've proven here is that if I wrote something about a Jewish presidential candidate that you felt compelled to disagree with, but against which you couldn't mount a logical counter-argument, the same character attacks would be the first arrows out of your quiver, because that's all you've got. Never mind that the "Romney's not a witch" post contains not one single argument about Romney's religion, but five points about the difficulty he will have getting elected president. As tonight's S.C. primary has proven, and, arguably, as the Iowa caucuses demonstrated as well, Romney's issues are not singular, nor are they problems specific to his general election odds.

 

I'm fully satisfied that I have done here what I intended to do.  I have nothing against discussing religion and politics, but that is hardly what you've done here and certainly not previously.  You've practiced what is ugly.  Those who wish to believe otherwise are free to do so, and give you yet another benefit of the doubt.  I think you've had enough benefits of the doubt.   When you begin to write about religion and politics for the purpose of the type of analysis that makes this a wonderful place to exchange ideas, count me in. . .maybe.  When you continue to play politics on here, and are ugly about it, and if I have the time or the inclination to bother responding, I'll write whatever I wish in the style I please.  And you can take solace in accusing my suit of being empty and my ideas of being hollow.  As I said to your buddy below, whatever rocks your boat.

Well, I still contend he hasn't done anything ugly.

Mitt has a religion problem, and that problem is he's not Rick Santorum with a completely knee-jerk conservative Protestant agenda to please some 17% of the masses. If Santorum had any other skills, he'd be up to 40%, but he hasn't.

Gingrich can pretend to be on the road to forgiveness, and because he's the right denomination, he can be rich, censured, have a diamond account at Macy's, get lobbyist payouts from Fannie Mae and still he's at the front of the pack. Did Gingrich actually release his taxes? No, everything's buried in lump payouts with no itemized sourcing. But 43% of those who vote religion as important supported Gingrich - he's got his Lutheran, Southern Baptist & Roman Catholic roots covered, and the forgive-and-washed-of-sin works especially well in the south.

I think Muddy overstates the dog bit - the only one who seems to really care is Gail Collins, who's written about it 40 times. As for conservatives, no, this is just one of those National Lampoon Summer Vacation bits and you move on.

So basically Mitt is an outsider. Religion is one aspect, his actual success in business - however rapacious - is another. And he's not from the fringe of the fringe of the Republican party. Religion isn't his only problem, but it forms part of the trinity.

 

Gingrich won the South Carolina primary as a Catholic, with 8 percent more than McCain (a Baptist) did in '08.

McCain competed against Baptist Huckabee.

The only Baptist in this contest was Ron Paul - Santorum is also Catholic.

Oddly, Gingrich did best among evangelicals, not among Catholics.

And someone noted that Catholicism & Mormons are both rather conservative, and more welcome to the GOP than say Methodists.

But you don't actually care who wins do you?   In all of your several piece of political horserace analysis here, I don't think any of them have argued forthrightly in defense of any particular moral or policy positions.

Bruce, get a life, this is all too boring but nasty as well.

People often don't use their real name because they don't want assholes calling them "garbage" in real life situations, or having the slightest controversial position discussing these sensitive topics thrown back in real life as "racist" or other slurs.

Or just don't want to make it easier to get on some don't fly list or government tracking list (yeah, it doesn't stop it - they've got the tools -  but why make life easier?)

So stick to real points, please, not internet Miss Manners.

You know what IS garbage? Calling someone "garbage".   

I thought we had moderators on this site? 

Muddy, you will no doubt be taken to task for the dreadful things you've written here, but actually it's less calculated and slicky-boy than some of the other pieces I've seen from you, and in that sense it's quite refreshing--there's an opinion that comes through instead of something that's all tied up in journalistic knots.

(And I think you are right about Mormonism--I'm sure it makes perfect sense if you've grown up with it, but if you haven't, it looks a bubble off plumb, just like any other religion looks to people who haven't grown up in it. Quite a few people are too busy just getting through life to really think through the idea that weirdness seems to go along with religion, period, rather than one in particular.

These are funny times, though--who knew that Mitt's money might be more of a turnoff to Republican voters than his religion?)

Thank you, Erica, for the constructive feedback.

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