The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age

    Marco Rubio flashes the full welder.

     

    In last night's attempt by Murdoch and Ailes to clear the brush around Marco Rubio, the boy candidate who doesn't know which end of a screw driver is the handle flashed hard working Americans with the Full Welder, and believe me it wasn't pretty. I have spent the last week with a friend and neighbor putting up fence and welding farm gates, and I can tell you that Rubio's glib, uninformed, contrived comments about welders, philosophers and wages are worth about the price of two cow pies. The canned junk speech which Rubio has been spouting all week---comparing welders to college philosophy majors---is an insult to workers as well as to those who have worked hard to earn a college degree and are spending a big chunk of their income paying down student loans.

    The guy who is helping me put up horse panels has had decades of those high paying welding jobs out there in the oil pipeline fields. Those jobs nearly crippled him. Does Grin and Go know that these guys are out on the road paying their own expenses for high cost temporary quarters? Does he know that many of them provide their own expensive equipment? Does he know what it's like to work under a thirty inch diameter pipe in 110 degree heat? Does he know that good jobs come and go and that there are long periods of unemployment? Does Full Welder know which end of the hose is the torch in the event he decides to weld his mouth shut?​ 

    Maybe Mr. Absent Senator could help us with this philosophical question: which came first, the welder or the welding job? I guess he thinks welders came first because he said nothing about where the good welding jobs might have been created if his co-conspirators in Congress hadn't been stiffing highway bills and infrastructure spending for the last eight years.

    High paying Union wages for welders? What happened to all of those jobs?

    What about the welding jobs that are actually available for example, around N. Texas in the companies that make trailers, farm equipment, farm gates and pre-fab housing---does Mr. Math know what these jobs pay and what's required? You start at $9 an hour and have to weld yourself half to death to make a bonus. You have to weld a farm gate inside of ten minutes---and keep it up for eight hours a day. My friend can no longer keep up that pace.

    Does Credit Card Pol know that a liberal arts major most likely makes more money than someone with a degree in business? And if a college graduate really wants to make some dough, get a liberal arts degree, go to work for Paul Singer's hedge fund or Morgan Stanley. Then have your graduate business or statistics degree paid for by your Wall Street employer.

    The real tragedy of Rubio's Full Welder Amateur Hour is it's ignorance of what has recently become known about the pathology of the white working class in America. The mortality rate of those with at least a B.A. degree is going down in middle age and the mortality rate of those with not more than a high school degree is going up---and by alarming amounts. 24% worse for high school or less and 24% better for those with degrees. So if Rubio is planning on re-training middle age folks to take  $9 per hour welding jobs instead of going to community college and learning to code, he is wrong on all counts. Many people couldn't actually do a physical job but just perhaps they might want to consider a higher paying job where you don't have to drag your fifth wheel trailer out to Nowhere, Montana, because the two motels have doubled the price of a room.

    Rubio failed to mention a positive trend---companies like GE are now setting up "coding" centers in smaller communities (having decimated the ranks of high paying IT jobs in this country by outsourcing them) and they are requiring no specific education other than the ability to do the work.

    Rubio was obviously the beneficiary in last night's high-school-level-canned-elevator-speech display. What a farce! Don't answer the question which was asked, and don't worry about follow-up questions. 

    I have a follow up question for Rubio. "Do you know the cost of a new Hobart Welder which the guy has to buy himself and haul around in his pickup truck?"

    And, "Senator, what's the interest rate on a Payday loan if you need one to buy a Hobart Welder in order to get a high paying welding job?"​

    And finally: "Would you mind zipping it?"

     

    Comments

    Blistering. Why weren't you on the debate floor last night? Bravo, sir


    I'm humbled. Thanks.


    Maybe you could weld their mouths shut

    This is tacky of me, but I'm going to suggest a few dabs of super glue.


    Ticky-tacky of you.


    Yup.  A beautiful rant.  Bravo!


    Thanks, Mr. Smith.


    It is abundantly clear Mr. Absent Senator never held one of them there werkin' with your hands jobs.

    A lovely rant, sir. I felt your pain.


    This guy couldn't change his windshield wipers.


    You just torched Rubio, my friend.


    Thanks, Doc. I was just about to note that statistics show that post-secondary philosophy degree holders earn an average of 71K per annum and welders earn about $38K. Of course we know it's the attempt to demean education.

    Beautiful tribute to your friend.  ​I read the poem, it was very moving.. Just give me a Gregorian chant and I think I can do it.


    Thanks, Oxy. My friend really was a wonderful person. I wish everyone had had a chance to meet him.
     


    I agree with all the commenters.

    THIS IS GOOD STUFF!


    Mr. Day, you are inspiration.


    Oh, how I do love a good rant.  

    So many to choose from, but do you think you could take on Carly next time?  Her reptilian ways and staccato delivery just gripe my ass, but I have been ranting in private about the Social Security Office in Charlottesville so much I'm just worn out!


    Thanks, CVille.


    And, "Senator, what's the interest rate on a Payday loan if you need one to buy a Hobart Welder in order to get a high paying welding job?"​

    I recently met one of these lenders.  Because they classify themselves as lessors of equipment, they are almost entirely shielded from local usury laws and, of course, can claim they are in "equipment leasing" rather than "payday lenders."

    The guy actually bragged to me about how people never miss lease payments on this sort of thing because he can repossess the equipment they need to do their jobs. It's a pretty word for loan sharking. A lot of people have moved out of financial services and into this line of "financing" as the big banks no longer make small business loans.


    Michael, that certainly squares with what I know about the lenders. I think the larger banks are funding the lenders. Some of the lending relationships are long term, almost like a line of credit---pay some off, then run the line back up again.


    Yes, the larger banks do fund the lenders.  They technically "originate" the loan but then hand it off to the guy selling the lease.  Doing this has a peculiar effect -- because the loan was originated by a bank operating with a national charter it is generally outside the purview of local lawmakers.  If you wind up having to sue the person behind the financing, you'll find out that local courts have no authority and even if they did, it would have to be a local court in Delaware and even if that court agreed with you, it'd have to be a federal court and just forget about calling the state AG for help...


    Absolutely the best post, an award winner....hint hint hint Richard.

    Marc ZERO Rubi ZERO is as slippery a GOP mob connected Florida snake oil salesmen as the good ole Republican traveling Medicine Show has ever had on the stump shucking the usual suckers out there the GOP hucksters exploit in every way possible.


    Much obliged, NCD.


    Best Title Ever. Beyond that, you've outdone yourself, Oxy! Not an easy thing to do considering how consistently good you are.


    Aw heck, Barefooted.

    blush


    You and many others that work in the trades caught this that saw the debate. 

    Thanks for the rant. 

    Rubio is too dumb and lazy to think this up.  It was decided for him and then coached.  He needs deep pocket donors to finance his campaign. His handlers must think this plays well with the uniformed and the wealthy that don't like modern social thinkers with a Phd.

    Rubio is almost as empty headed as Walker.