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    Texas Republicans and critical thinking skills

    The Texas Republican Party is backtracking from the Party platform plank, "Knowledge-Based Education", (that's one for the family archives) which opposes critical thinking skills and has already been approved by a state convention. A party spokesman said the language made it into the platform by mistake, adding that "...the plank should not have included "critical thinking skills" after "values clarification". I'm guessing Texas Republicans will not spend much time thinking about that correction.

    Having spent a great deal of time in Texas and doing business in the state, the overall Platform seems well out of step with the many moderates in the state and perhaps even with the more religious and conservative wing of the Republican party.

    Apparently it is the hard core element who show up at the platform writing exercise. In the case of these writers, I think as a group they were given uniforms. As individuals they are probably not bad people. 

    The plank on "firearms" is food for thought. The Platform squadron (perhaps wearing NRA uniforms) urges the passage of legislation whereby "...law abiding citizens that (who?) possess firearms can legally exercise that (their, perhaps) God-given right to carry that (those?) firearm firearms as well (as well as other God-given rights?) (eye-talics mine). 

    Now, this "firearm" plank is one which suggests the need for critical thinking skills.  Even if you think the world is only 6000 years old (personally, I don't get the fuss, I'd rather think of God as a crap-shooter throwing a dollop of DNA into the oceans five million years ago than as an engineer sitting at a drafting table, but maybe I shouldn't go that far in my thinking)---or even if you are an "intelligent engineer" advocate---ask yourself if God included in man's rights a technical invention which only occurred in the second millennium A.D. All right, off course He could have---will you stop being critical!

    Included in the Platform is a laundry list which includes abolishing the EPA, the Department of Education, and the TSA. Airport security should be implemented by local officials---an idea with which I can almost agree.

    Also, overturn the Fed Act of 1913, go onto the gold standard, and privatize Social Security. 

    In the social realm, corporal punishment should continue to be allowed in public schools---in other words, spank their breeches. And, by the way, all prisoners should be required to pass the GED before getting out of jail. Apparently, there are no GED requirements for anyone else.

    As far as folks up North are concerned, Congress should reclaim its constitutional authority for Declarations of War, and "...any breech (eye-talics mine) of this power by the executive branch is an impeachable offense." 

    There is a rule of thumb about the use of the words "breech" and "breach", (breech referring to the rear of something and breach meaning, roughly, breaking or rupturing)---just think of breech as breeches. 

    I don't think people should worry about "rules of thumb", they are not to be classified as part of "critical thinking", although if you think about it, rules of thumb might "...essentially be programs which focus on behavioral modification and challenge the students' fixed beliefs or undermine parental authority". 

    As for the prospect of children challenging parental authority, it appears to be a God-given right, or in the least it is a universal behavior. But perhaps the behavior is an aspect of evolution which must be reversed, or is the Devil himself. A minister once told me, "When your teenage kid kicks you in the shins it's an indication that you've done a good job as a parent." Of course he was a minister from up North, and he was an Episcopal Episcopalian.  

    Along the line of thought of breeches, there is this: "...incarcerated juveniles should not be confined with adult criminals". That is by far the most socially charitable plank in the document.  

    Some of the planks I heartily agree with---for example, that legislation should be enacted to mitigate the impact of regulations on small businesses and to insure that they are represented in the regulatory process. Yeah, yeah, how many times have I heard this from both Democrats and Republicans alike. They are all a bunch of blowhards. 

    Truthfully, I am turned off by the social engineering of a Platform like this one, which in structure might not be all that different from the Democrat Democratic platform. Can't we all just become a little less strident and focus on jobs, and not rant and rave about things which are not going to happen, like abolishing the Fed or magically eliminating the use of critical thinking skills. Or am I not thinking straight?

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    Fortunately, if your report is accurate, they were able to complete their list of governmental departments facing extinction without lapsing into an Oxycontin induced haze. The eyes of Texas (glassy), and all that...

    Hey, Jolly. The hit list includes Sarbanes Oxley, Dodd & Frank, and the Community reinvestment act. Also, nix workers compensation---if I did that my company couldn't step foot on any manufacturing plant in the state but I'm going to call my customers and alert them to the Republican platform.

     On the other hand, we should have a Temporary Workers Program, and by the way, "all applicants and/or their employers must prove that they can afford and/or secure private health insurance." Now, we are getting somewhere!. No free loaders.  


    Nixing workers' comp is a bad idea for a state that made many members of the Asbestos Litigation Group (plaintiffs' trial lawyers) rich, even without the ability to recover for multiple cancer exposures by negligent employers failing to provide safety gear. Drop comp, and a $50k widow's benefit becomes a $50,000,000 punitive damage award. Speaking for myself and the other founding members of the group, bring it on...

    The actual 2012 Platform document is at link.

    There are 11 uses of the word 'God' in 23 pages. The most bizarre is the one on guns, p 14:

    We oppose the monitoring of gun ownership, and the taxation and regulation of guns and ammunition. We collectively urge the legislature to pass “constitutional carry” legislation whereby law-abiding citizens that possess firearms can legally exercise their God-given right to carry that firearm as well.

    God gave us firearms? I thought the Chinese invented gunpowder? 'Carry that firearm as well' as well as what? A bazooka? A Bible? A big gnarled spiked wooden club?

    Yes Oxy, these folks probably don't have much in the way of critical thinking skills.  Only in Jesusland would carrying guns be linked to the Almighty.

    They are the illiterates who would pick 'hisself' on those multiple choice verbal tests. They brought us and the world George W. Bush.

     


    In the spirit of Harry Shearer's apologies of the week: "We're so sorry, Santa Ana, could you please take Tejas off our hands"



    Tejas? We ain't got no Tejas! We don't need no stinkin' collecion of Bible thumpin' angry illiterate crackpots in Tejas!


    okay, okay ...just asking...no need to get your Santa Ana ass all up on your Santa Ana shoulder ... ..

    Baja Oklahoma could be an *interesting* place to visit, but don't drink the cool-aid.


    Thanks for the link, NCD. Also for the full quote on the gun rights plank. I guess there is something in the Bible about being able to carry a weapon, therefore guns are o.k.  Seems to obviate 99.99% of what Jesus was talking about. 


    C'mon, everybody knows that Jesus packed. He favored the big magazine glocks, cause he didn't like the poster of "strapped Jesus" where he has those crisscrossed bandilerros a la Pancho Villa-he says the Sombrero makes his head look small

    I don't know how you can bear dealing with this sort of idiocy.

    It's one thing to hear individual bits and pieces in passing from an individual neighbor or associate that one is friendly with, it's a whole 'nother thing to see and hear it from a bunch of politically active people all together in a  noisy, blatant package.

    It's like this: "have they no shame?" And I mean that like moms mean it, like "don't they know they know they should be ashamed about what idiots they are?"


    Shame? SHAME?? They segued from a governor who thought Jesus Christ was a political philosopher to one who cannot keep three ideas in his head long enough to get them out of his mouth. I think they are well beyond shame..

    In concept the platform might not be that much different from others, including some that are produced by Democrats. But to launch such an attack on education---so as not to challenge a student's fixed beliefs or undermine parental authority--- reveals an underlying fear about the strength of their own beliefs. And it seems ridiculous to assume you can turn critical thinking on or off, depending upon the subject matter. And I would like to say to all religious groups, of whatever stripe---if you can't sell your stuff to the public on your own, don't look to the government to sell if for you.

    I am in the process of adopting the state and most of the people I deal with are pretty moderate and open minded. I guess it is too much to hope that as a party they would disown such a lopsided and internally contradictory document as this one. 

    Texas does have a good business climate and, actually, I'm not too happy with my former blue state to the north of you where a Democratic governor is hounding business folks with a small army of auditors who are on witch hunts and driving good people out of the state.

    Thanks for commenting.  


    'Texas Republicans - Critical Thinking Skills'

    Definition of OXYMORON

     

    : a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly: something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements
     

     


    Thanks, Aunt Sam. The document is classic in its contradictions. I honestly think most Republicans would be embarrassed by the critical thinking plank.  


    Not to belabor the obvious, but if today's Republicans were capable of feeling embarrassment, they wouldn't be a member of the travesty that is now the GOP.