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    International Jewish Conspiracy REVEALED!

    Mike AKA Genghis's recent post on CNN.com has brought us a bunch of new anonymous commenters, who are very angry on Mr. Beck's behalf, and are generously warning us of the dangers of conspiratorial Jews such as Mr. Soros. We thank them for sharing their views. One new internet buddy speculates that Mike must be part of the Jewish conspiracy himself:

    Wolraich must be Jewish also and he is trying to defend someone of his own faith right or wrong.  When a writer takes one side of a story and never shows even a slightly darker side of the subject you can take his work as biased hersay

    That's the best thing about international Jewish conspiracies: they're very very secret, but also clearly visible. This must be convenient.

    But, friends, I think we're taking our eyes off the real international Jewish conspiracy, started by someone who called himself "Jesus Christ." Or is that his real name?

    Joshua of Nazareth, whose agents call him by his Greek alias "Jesus Christos," was a Palestinian Jew with a very serious criminal record, someone routinely denounced by responsible religious leaders. He is on public record threatening the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem, which (coincidence?) was subsequently destroyed. "Christos" began with a small conspiracy of 12 followers, each of whom was instructed to go out and make further converts who would go out and make further converts, until today the conspiracy is literally over a billion people. And what were those people pledged to do?

    Destroy capitalism. Redistribute wealth. Look down on the hard-working rich, and the rightful Roman authorities, while doing just about everything for criminals, sex workers, and the poor. Does that sound American to you?

    Listen to this hate speech: "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven." Why the persecution of the rich? Why the Jewish liberal class warfare? How long are we going to stand for this?

    It's always about giving to the poor, and giving to the poor, and taking from the rich. In Jesus's world, a poor widow who gives two tiny coins to charity is somehow better than a rich person who makes a large, generous donation! And why? Just because he's rich and she's poor! Do the research for yourself; some of his followers (who use assumed names themselves) actually brag about him saying these things, and he's said all kinds of things like it. They leave this kind of propaganda in motel rooms around the nation, hoping to brainwash unsuspecting Americans!

    And do you know who Jesus wants to give your hard earned money to? Lepers. That's right. And minorities, like the Samaritans, because for Jesus it's "racist" to love your own group more than the other. He tells all of these little "teaching" stories about Samaritans who are better and kinder and more religious than Jews! That's the kind of hatred we're dealing with.

    Maybe it's too late to completely eradicate this international Jewish conspiracy to foster peace, charity and love. But don't worry. There are plenty of hard-working, true believing Americans all over this country right now, doing their damnedest to stop it. And they've still got a fighting chance.

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    ...or maybe it's just that "Jew Fatigue" thing...

     

    PS -- Dr. C -- this is really clever!


    I knew it!  I knew it!  Haven't I been saying this?  (No, I haven't--damn.)

    But I knew there was something off about that whole "Jesus is Lord" thing.  The lords are the gentry, and he (Wait. . .He) was a commoner who was pretending to be pretender to the throne because God is king (King) and. . .

    . . .so, good job here.  Carry on.

     


    What Jewish conspiracy? Is everyone in the world delusional or something?

    If it is that obvious and clear then there is no conspiracy but most of your assumptions are just plain and simply ridiculous and completely untrue... get a life!


    It's stumbling across satirical pieces like this that prevents me from concluding  Americans are absolutely nuts. Keep it coming.


    You have "stumbled across" one of the last refuges for sane Americans, Dubliner.


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    Brilliant!


    Bravo, Doc! 

     


    Oh yeah, a Jewish conspiracy. Brilliant! Anyone who says this hasn't heard the saying "Two Jews, three opinions." Imagine a group like this agreeing on a consipiracy, not to mention carrying it out. Geez.


    Reading through the comments, I had to scroll back to the top of the post to see if the good doctor had remembered to check the "Humor and satire" label. Yup. So what we have here is not a failure to communicate. It is a failure to READ. Also to THINK.


    Yeah. What are you going to do?


    Right, because until I saw the "Humor and satire" label, I was pretty sure the good Doctor was being serious… Wink

    I mean, by the first or second sentence, even if you didn't know Doc Cleveland, the satire was pretty damn obvious.

    And, I might add, hilarious.


    Thanks, Atheist.

    What gets me is this: if these people really think I'm some winger who's denouncing Christianity as a sinister Jewish conspiracy, then where the hell are my links? You see someone on the net fulminating about how Jesus is an anti-American subversive, and that isn't even worth nutpicking? If they're going to take me seriously, they should be triumphantly exposing my craziness from Kos to LGF.

    I've never understood how hard it is to be an obscure wingnut before. So lonely.


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