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    Michael Phelps Smoking Pot? Weed! Marijuana? Or Super Secret Lung Training Technique??? Picture + 10

    By Mortimus on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 10:14pm | Sports, Humor & Satire

    1. God, does this guy have to endorse everything!?!

    2. I think it's safe to say he's a shoe-in for "High Times: Sportsman of the Year"

    3. So that's how he was able to put down 8,000 calories in a day without a problem

    4. Note to College Swim Coaches around the country: Your team's eyes aren't red tomorrow from the chlorine

    5. Ohhh, so that's why it was so foggy in China

    6. "Oh you better take an 8th hit Michael. Spitz took 7 down easy."

    7. Now, thats what I call Rosetta Stone'd (ZING!)

    8. Unlikely this will be Wheaties next cereal cover for one reason only: No sign of the gold medals

    9. If you squint hard enough you can see Jason Lezak nudging him forward.

    10. Just prepping for the Winter X-Games

    I smell an updated John Belushi SNL Skit:"That's why cannabis and carefully blown glass have been on my breakfast table ever since I was a kid"

     

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    Comments

    some funny lines, mort. tho im not sure i get 7 - what does phelps have to do with the rosetta stone (i mean i get the stoned part of it).

    and are we sure that's phelps?? doesnt look conclusive to me.


    by Deadman on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 3:06am

    Michael Phelps is/was a spokesperson for the Rosetta Stone language system.  Though he no longer appears on their front page, the magic of Google's cache reveals that he used to be there.


    by DF on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:38pm

    Yet another person at the top of their field who enjoys a toke.  Where's the Michael Phelps PSA?  You know, the one where the guy smokes pot and wins eight gold medals instead of living in his parent's basement or running over his little brother in a car.


    by DF on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:13pm

    Love it!


    by Mortimus on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:17pm

    +1 for the title.


    by Eric (not verified) on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:34am

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