It's just a Kiss.

I'll make a man out of you, whether you like it or not.

Don’t be sad, Paul saw this coming.

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Paul the Octopus: Famed psychic cephalopod is dead. Luckily, he’s also delicious.

Iran: Loading fuel into a nuclear reactor for the first time, Iran takes another step toward getting bombed.

Make Monday Manic.

Guess which side is winning this particular war?

Wolfrum's Word

You aren't supposed to talk about this, but the U.S. is seriously mired in Class Warfare, and has been for a long, long time. And the upper class is just plain kicking the crap out of the lower classes. Perhaps it's time to stop ignoring the raging war around us.

No touching!!!

Sorry about that.

Love your hair.

Wolfrum’s Word

I’m starting to get a minor bald spot on the top of my head. This doesn’t really upset me, but I just thought you should know.

If you're going to be small, be the smallest.

Shortly after pulling this stunt, George W. Bush was elected President of America.

Updated: I awoke this morning to the fantastic news that all of the miners are on the surface, as of approximate 1 am, GMT. Two rescue workers are also up. Three men still underground.

As of 6:30 a.m. GMT, the first three miners are out. The BBC has a fantastic live feed and live blog, which you can see here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11489439

1,000,000,000 human beings were hungry around the globe in 2010.

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Hunger: A billion people are hungry. You can't understand that. It's too enormous. Stop, think. Again - A billion people are hungry. Get it, yet?  

Sure, Star Wars Yoga sounds fun, but it’s a one-way ticket to Hell.

Lady Gaga is more powerful than Nancy Pelosi, says Forbes.

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BP Oil Disaster: Business-hating President Barack Obama really went out of his way to shield British Petroleum.

Love his music? Love her politics? Then Sarah Bieber may be just for you.

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Rogue French: A rogue trader – called in some circles a thief – pays the price with a whopping three years in jail for stealing billions and nearly killing the French economy.

I feel a little Kinky.

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Travel Alert for Europe!: Screw it, I’m going anyway.

Pakistan: Death.

God. Just chill.

News/Politics

Marijuana in Calif.: Arnold Schwarzeneggger decriminalizes an ounce or less.

Bin Laden Speaks:

Al Qaeda leader may be desperate as he makes latest video wearing a meat suit.

Afghanistan: Death.

Funny Guy.

It’s Wolfrum Wednesday. What should I wear?