America Loves Bacon and Bacon Related Products

We all love bacon, that’s not to dispute, but has this country gone overboard in it’s zeal for bacon?  I asked the almighty Google and the answer was a resounding yes in the form of the amazing amount of bacon related products that are available.  Below are just a few pictures of images found when one googles “bacon.”
 

Where I’m from “bacon briefcase,” has a different meaning.
 

What’s the best way to get a piece of bacon unstuck from your teeth?  Baconfloss!  No minty fresh after taste, just the strong reek of bacon. 
 

Uh, gross.  Who wants to personally lubricate themselves with bacon?  Actually don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.
 

Tattoo fail.
 

Awe, little kids wearing the insides of animals on their outsides.  Cute!
 

Kill your enemies slowly over time by pumping them full of cholesterol with the Bacongun.  A delicious way to kill someone.
 

Um, I’m kinda for this one.  But that is more so a reflection of my appreciation for what’s under the bacon and not whether I think it’s a good idea to use bacon for such. 
 
Don’t forget international celebrate bacon day on September 5th and numerous BaconCons across the country and the fact that everyone in Hollywood is connected to Bacon within seven degrees.

So what say you? Which is the stupidest use of bacon?  Why are Americans so bacon-obsessed?  Would you actually buy any of these pork related projects?