Ramona: Die At 75? Too Late.
It’s time for Sharia Law to come to the United States. This nation has settled into a moral and economic funk that only a healthy dose of Sharia Law can fix.
Oh sure, you’ve probably heard lots of bad things about Sharia Law. You probably think that it’s an Islamic plot to overthrow the world and control humanity. But this information – provided to you by the likes of Newt Gingrich – is based on ignorance and bigotry.
Here are just a few examples of how Sharia Law will make things better for everyone:
- Getting stoned will finally be legalized.
- Free Cake on Wednesdays.
- Ramadan will cure national obesity epidemic, and work off all that cake.
- A whole new “Veil Industry” will provide good jobs for Americans.
- Automatic weapons will be available at gas stations.
- People who can’t dance will no longer feel ashamed.
- And much, much more!
So, am I suggesting that the U.S. be ruled by Sharia Law? Hell yes I am! Trust me on this, it would be a non-stop cake party. And America would regain its place as the greatest nation in the history of nations.
Of course, there’s no chance in hell Sharia Law will become the law of the land in the U.S. But if you’re going to be ignorant about something that will never happen, why not pretend it’s a great thing rather than be terrified of it?
Crossposted at WIlliam K. Wolfrum Chronicles