To celebrate the 60th anniversary of the first moon landing, NASA staged a high-tech reenactment of the event in Nevada National Landfill Park. The landing was delayed by several hours due to cloudy weather and space junk that disrupted satellite transmission of President George Prescott Bush's remote broadcast from Washington D.C. Officials finally commenced the mission without the President's address after impatient visitors began shouting and throwing landfill refuse, including vintage Pepsi bottles, plastic shopping bags, and other historic artifacts.
Twenty-six years after invading Iraq, the United States closed its military bases and evacuated the last American soldiers from Iraqi soil.
In an address to soldiers at Fort Bragg, President George Prescott Bush praised the U.S. military for accomplishing the mission that his uncle, former President George W. Bush, had set before them in 2003.
President George Prescott Bush signed into law a ground-breaking automobile subsidy that will pay the United States' last remaining automaker, General Chrysford, to build cars that will be shipped straight to the scrapyards. The Automotive Repurposing Act is designed to help the Big One survive a global glut of automobiles that has driven the price of cars below the break-even point. Lisa Lemmon, the CEO of General Chrysford, has lobbied hard for the bill and argued in a recent USA McNews editorial that the auto company could not survive without assistance:
Canadians suffered a fifteenth day without computer access as the the Canadian government negotiated with a malicious software virus for release of its nation's computers. The virus, known by its nom de guerre, Evil LOLcat, has demanded ¥10 billion, freedom for 25 quarantined viruses, and a "cheezburger."
The world's most popular search engine, MyRealittee.com, set a new record with its long-awaited ¥8.3 trillion IPO on the WongDaq stock exchange in Shanghai. MyRealittee.com's unusual IPO process, a reverse double-blind Flemish auction with a half-somersault, left analysts scratching their heads but did not prevent a buying frenzy that drove the share price up to ¥1279 by the end of trading. MyRealittee.com is now worth ¥74.8 trillion, approximately four times the GDP of the United States.
Environmentalists in Washington are fighting over whether a carbon tax or cap and trade is the best way to fight climate change. This is a subject I discussed briefly during the primaries when Sanders insisted that Hillary must support a carbon tax or she doesn't care about the environment. This article lays out in much more detail the reasoning behind the difference in opinion between major environmental groups and leaders on this issue.
House Republicans are already preparing for ‘years’ of investigations of Clinton.... If Republicans retain control of the House, something that GOP-friendly maps make possible even in the event of a Trump loss, Clinton will become the first president since George H.W. Bush to immediately face a House Oversight Committee controlled by the opposition party......
Trump just scratched the surface, as testimonials from all over regularly show. Here's one in the humanitarian sector, I saw one about girls who'd tried to do water rafting in Grand Canyon regularly assaulted & verbally abused, the situation on campuses including putting drunken rape on Instagram is horrendous, and then there's the variety of soldier/marauder rape gangs in all of our global conflicts (Congo being the most notorious).
And since I probably promised a song (tasteless as it might be in this context....):
Sorry, reposted with a new title - too close to what we've been through, and the importance of what Hillary & Obama have done with SCHIP and ACA (ObamaCare) for taking catastrophe out of health care is too important, and has gotten sidelined & demonized with 25 years of scare tactics and FUD.
This video hits very close to home (had trouble keeping the tears back).
With 1/6 of the electorate having 1 or more disabilities, and 1/4 having either themself or a family member disabled, should hit home as a priority for health care. With states & insurance companies pulling it out, it has gotten "crazy", as Bill inartfully put it. Hopefully ACA can be shored up & the debate can finally be put to rest.
But thanks, Peggy, for reminding us how we got here. See, all those assholes in the closet eventually got to thinking they were normal and came out of the closet. Donald's not unique, as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and Mike Pence and Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich make obvious. But he does ignore the Peggy game plan big time: