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Lance Armstrong: The guy who lied about cheating

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:01am | Sports

It has always been a no-brainer to me that Lance Armstrong used performance-enhancing drugs. The world of cycling is dominated by PEDs and has been for a long time. The idea that a guy who heroically recovered from cancer of the everything came back and completely dominated fields full of guys who cheated while not cheating himself is unreasonable. In 2009, I wrote this:

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Top-10: Mitt Romney Vs. TV & Movie Rich People

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 9:33am | Politics, Humor & Satire

According to percentages, most Americans will not only not be rich, but will in fact go through their lives without even knowing anyone really rich. This explains why Mitt Romney can be a perplexing individual for average Americans to understand. You’d be thrilled if you found $250. He’s worth $250 million. There’s just no way to relate.

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Man, 42, heartbroken as duck won’t give answer to marriage proposal

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 4:32pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

For several years, Tim Johnson and his duck Miriam cohabitated peacefully. This Valentine’s Day, however, Johnson decided it was time to take the next step.

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David Barton is a liar - this is what Thomas Jefferson really wanted

By William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 11:55am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Media

Noted liar-for-Christ David Barton has been making the media rounds lately, pushing another book of blatant history revisionism. Having been a blogger for quite some time, I consider myself a leading expert on just about everything, especially Thomas Jefferson and the Founding Fathers.

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Koch Brothers-funded Scientists create camel small enough to fit through eye of a needle

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 9:20am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Religion

Aside from camels, scientists also created tiny lions so rich people could play with them.

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Religion

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. regularly beats women - Cowardly Sportswriters regularly ignore it

By William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 11:19am | Sports, Media

: This is the only type of battery sportswriters will mention when it comes to Floyd

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Beating Romney will be the easy part for Barack Obama

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 3:30pm | Politics

Almost exactly two years ago, corporate whistleblower Sam Antar told me this:

“With all the stimulus money going out, the Republicans will eventually find some corruption charge (on Obama) they think will stick,” said Antar. “It’s just a matter of time.”

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Pic proves Barack Obama elbowed James Harden in the head

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:13am | Politics, Humor & Satire

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Mitt Romney hates cookies – Just like Hitler, Manson and Castro

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:34am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Media

As Mitt Romney begins his general election battle against President Barack Obama, intrepid reporters and pundits have stumbled across something about him that should terrify us all – Mitt Romney hates cookies.

Recently, in Pittsburgh, Romney insulted cookies from Bethel Bakery. This insult has reverberated across the nation. What kind of man hates cookies? I’ll tell you – an evil man.

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