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    Pic proves Barack Obama elbowed James Harden in the head

    By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:13am | Politics, Humor & Satire

     

    When Metta World Peace elbowed Oklahoma City’s James Harden, fans around the U.S. were aghast. Now, comes the bitter truth – President Barack Obama has met the former Ron Artest and once put his hand on his shoulder.

    This should haunt Obama for the rest of his life. And, if not, it’s much more damning than anything Team Andrew Breitbart has come up with against him.

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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    Comments

    Once again, Wolfman, you're misconstruing the photographic evidence. Obama is clearly making an awkward attempt to retaliate for the Harden hit, by elbowing Artest in the shoulder (his head was clearly out of reach). For one brief moment, World Peace was within Obama's grasp.


    by acanuck on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:55pm

    Let us acknowledge, in passing, how weirdly cool it is to hear roundball play-by-play as follow "Metta world peace drives, he shoots, oh no, world peace is blocked!"


    by jollyroger on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:32pm

    Or "World Peace elbows Saint Peter!" We just need to convince one of the b-ball players (maybe Harden) to change his name to Saint Peter.


    by Verified Atheist on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 7:24pm

    Or, Pau Gasol could become Eurozone Austerity, and then it's Eurozone Austerity called for a flagrant foul, World Peace is writhing on the ground...


    by jollyroger on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:21pm

    I might almost start watching basketball if this were to happen…


    by Verified Atheist on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:38pm

    It would be so great if he changed his name back, and we could call him the Artest formerly known as World Peace.


    by acanuck on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:35pm

    We have the dayley line winner--where's Day when we need him?


    by jollyroger on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:02am

    Ding ding ding.


    by Qnonymous (not verified) on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:54am

    hahahaahah

    Okay, this is easy; I hereby render unto Acanuck (an alias I assume) the Dayly Line of the Day Award for this here Dagblog site, given to all of him from all of me.

    hahahahha


    by Richard Day on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 6:40pm

    Huffpo should hire acanuck.


    by Qnonymous (not verified) on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 7:56pm

    Na then Huffpo would hire you and me and Canuck and we would be losted....

    Ha!


    by Richard Day on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:13pm