You know a friend of mine is a comedian and he had this gig in Vegas or somesuch and there were these Germans in the audience.

And he told me that following a comedic presentation there some Germans came back to have a tete-a-tete with him.

How come we do not have funny people like you in Germany.

And he said:

Cause you killed them all.

A repub congressman to Josh.

hahahahaahahahahah!

(West Wing, Season 4, 19^th episode. Comment from a repub Congressman to Josh Lyman. (with 3:42 left)

WHY CANNOT REPUBS MAKE US LAUGH?

Well, sometimes they can!

MAYBE THROUGH IRONY?

The largest coal company in the world, Coal India, is aiming to cut its own utility bills byinstalling solar photovoltaic panels at its facilities across the country. The coal giant is seeking proposals from solar energy companies to build a modular 2 megawatt solar plant on 9 acres of its own land. This plant could be scaled to export power to the grid.

SPEAKING OF NAZIs

(BERLIN) — A top commander of a Nazi SS-led unit accused of burning villages filled with women and children lied to American immigration officials to get into the United States and has been living in Minnesota since shortly after World War II, according to evidence uncovered by The Associated Press.

Ha, and I thought Bachmann was the last NAZI left in Minnesota!
 

EL RAPO

I don’t understand why Republicans continue to offer up headlines like “GOP congressman: Rate of pregnancies from rape is ‘very low.’ ” It is terrible politics for them to focus the public’s attention on their justification for the fact that they don’t support an exception to abortion bans for rape victims. The view doesn’t have anything like majority support, and they come off as heartless, ignorant scolds. If I were an anti-abortion activist, I’d want to muzzle these people. But they are irrepressible. At a congressional hearing Wednesday, Rep. Trent Franks, a Republican from Arizona, argued against an exception for rape and incest victims from a ban on abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. He said, “Before, when my friends on the left side of the aisle here tried to make rape and incest the subject—because, you know, the incidence of rape resulting in pregnancy are very low.” He is of course following in the footsteps of former Rep. Todd Akin of Missouri, who said that women can stave off pregnancy after a “legitimate rape.” (He apologized but that didn’t save him from losing his next election.)...

“In the aftermath of Akin’s statement, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported on a 1972 essayby an obstetrician named Fred Mecklenburg, who cited a Nazi experiment in which women were told they were on their way to die in the gas chambers—and then were allowed to live, so that doctors could check whether they would still ovulate. Since few did, Mecklenburg claimed that women exposed to the emotional trauma of rape wouldn’t be able to become pregnant, either. (He also argued that rapists are infertile because they masturbate a lot.) The essay was published in a book financed by A.U.L."

The Civil War was an example of Northern Aggression?

The new president of the National Rifle Association, whose father was NRA president, is an Alabama attorney who has called President Obama a “fake president,” described Attorney General Eric Holder as “rabidly un-American” and jokingly refers to the U.S. Civil War as the “War of Northern Aggression."

(JUST ONE DEM TO CLEAR THE BOARDS!)

REPRESENTATIVE YARMOUTH (D-Kentucky)

"I can be really brief tonight and just say, Mitch McConnell sucks,” Yarmuth said Thursday, according to the Washington Post.

I live in Northern Minnesota for chrissakes, and now I have to move to Kentucky for chrissakes just so I can vote for Yarmouth!

Hahahahaha

I JUST LOVE THIS GUY! HAHAHAHAH

REPUBLICANS HATE WOMEN!

California teacher Carie Charlesworth was fired for the “crime” of being a victim of domestic violence, according to letters obtained by NBC San Diego.

REPUBS HATE HISPANICS!

Just ask Louis Gohmert (Gohmert is on the right?):

"We know Al Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border," he said Wednesday on C-Span. "We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic [sic] when they are radical Islamists. We know these things are happening. It is just insane not to protect ourselves, to make sure that people come in as most people do ... They want the freedoms we have.

MEL BROOKS

When Ann Bancroft first introduced Gene Wilder to Mel Brooks, Gene remarked that Mel looked so handsome in his Marine Pea Jacket.

Mel replied:They used to call them urine jackets, but they just did not nd there was h, they used to call them urine jackets but they didn't sell!'"

sell!

Sometimes, I just aint so fun anymore!