Dear friends in our Lord Jesus Christ.  Pastor Ezekiel Leviticus here writing to you from the church compound in Amarillo Texas.  I would like to express my support for a fellow brother in Christ who's come under fire for some comments he made while speaking the truth about the evils of Yoga.

Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler reminded fellow Christians that Yoga has no place in the life of true believers.  What surprises me is that this obviously true statement has been met by anything other than a loud and joyful "hallelujah Brother" from fellow Christians.  But instead of the support the bible demands in situations such as these, he faced a backlash obviously inspired by Satan.

It's obvious to me that the cult of Yoga has succeeded in seducing good Christians to abandon their principles and turn their back on the teachings of Jesus.  I personally don't remember any part of the Bible where Jesus leads the crowd in a "downward dog" or a "reverse warrior".  The reason I don't remember it is because IT ISN'T THERE!  I know for a fact that Jesus didn't want you stretching your disgusting loins in obscene poses.  And I don't want to hear the excuse that there is no one around when you're performing your satanic stretches.  Jesus is around, and he's sickened.

I actually don't think that President Mohler went far enough in his criticism.  I think that any form of stretching represents an affront to God.  I don't want to hear about how athletes need to warm up their muscles prior to physical exertion.  Don't they think that God can handle giving them their pre-game rub down?  And don't get started about how you like to start your day by waking up with a yawn and stretching your arms above your head.  While it may seem harmless, it's a gateway to more sinful stretching.  Pretty soon you're involved in a gang bang at the local hot yoga center. 

Please join with me in supporting the brave statements of Brother Mohler (that's not a Jewish name, is it?) and by removing this sinful behavior from your lives.  Remember, every time you're screaming out in pain because your muscles are cramping up because you didn't stretch, it's beautiful music to God's ears. 

On a side note, this week's bible study will be on Isaiah 36:12 - dealing with God's commandment to eat human dung and drink piss.  We will be trading recipes on making this commandment more palateable.    Praise be to God and his Son Jesus Christ.  Have a blessed week.

Pastor Ezekiel Leviticus