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God Smites the Living Hell Out of Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 10:26am | Humor & Satire, Religion

HARRISBURG, Pa — After years of fielding complaints that he had not taken a hard enough stance against Westboro Baptist Church and its hate speech, Almighty God today unleashed what onlookers have described as a “shitload of smiting” against the controversial group that just won a Supreme Court case on free speech.

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Parents to fix household budget deficit by cutting child's allowance

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 7:50am | Politics, Humor & Satire

DES MOINES – Having declared that their current budgetary path is “unsustainable,” Bob & Peggy Thompson of Des Moines today announced that they will be cutting the $1-a-week allowance they give to their 5-year-old child, Jessica.

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Winning and losing

By William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 4:50pm | Media

Spc. Jason M. Weaver will not be appearing on the Howard Stern show.

Insurgents attacked Spc. Jason M. Weaver's unit in the Kandahar province on March 3. An improvised explosive device killed the 22-year-old, who had been deployed for the first time.

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Respect Jon Cryer

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 9:16am | Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire

Jon Cryer isn’t all about winning. Jon Cryer is happy with a draw.

Jon Cryer’s best-known role as an actor was as Ducky. And he’s Ok with that.

If a neighbor asked Jon Cryer to pick up their mail while they were on vacation, Jon Cryer would do it. Maybe he’d miss a day, but he would never let the mail pile up.

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Bill O'Reilly discovers violence - and palm trees - in Wisconsin

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 03/01/2011 - 10:45pm | Media

It seems Bill O'Reilly and Fox News have discovered violent protesters in Wisconsin:

 

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Will an active professional American male athlete ever come out of the closet?

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 9:22am | Sports

Q: What do the NBA, Major League Baseball, PGA Tour, NFL, Major League Soccer and NHL have in common?

A: Spacious closets.

Yes, friends, the six biggest male professional sports leagues in America share one major thing – not a single one its athletes is openly gay. Not one.

Which makes English cricketer Steven Davies admission that he is a gay male all the more brave. From Towleroad:

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Kazaky - the greatest thing you'll see all weekend

By William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 9:21am | Arts & Entertainment

This is awesome on more levels than actually exist. Let me present Ukranian sensations, Kazaky: 

 

Just try and feel sad now.

 

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Charlie Sheen inspires me

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 8:42am | Humor & Satire, Media

As with most mornings, I woke up and immediately perused TMZ. Because if you can't keep up with celebrity gossip, you just shouldn't be a blogger. Anyway, I was struck today by a story on TMZ about Charlie Sheen. This is not abnormal, mind you, as without Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, TMZ has nothing but blank pages. Hell, they are even going Taco Bell by combining their two favorite ingrediants into one big enchilada of addiction.

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William K. Wolfrum is an American journalist and writer residing in Brazil. Wolfrum's experience's consist of being a bartender, bouncer, carny, amateur boxer and commercial fisherman, which he talks about all the time, thinking it makes him some sort of tough guy. Wolfrum has been published or mentioned in the New York Times, Boston Globe, Toronto Star, and a bunch of other newspapers and magazines. Wolfrum is a two-time Alaska Press Club Award winner who hopes to someday win other awards so he doesn't have to talk about those two anymore.

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